Will Sasso: Calf King
How often, throughout the course of your existence, have you encountered individuals who, by all appearances, abstain from the rigors of physical exertion, yet manifest calf musculature akin to that of a seasoned professional bodybuilder? Within this intriguing paradigm exists the comedian and former Mad TV luminary, Will Sasso, who diverges from many contemporary professional bodybuilders, for whom the calves often constitute the weakest link; in Will’s case, they emerge as his most formidable physical attribute.
Will, whom certain observers might liken to the Mike Matarazzo of the comedic realm, commands calves that exhibit a three-dimensional complexity. In the portrayal of his posterior calf musculature, a shadowy cleft emerges, distinguishing the gastrocnemius from the Achilles tendon—a reminiscence of the iconic Arnold Schwarzenegger himself.
While the universe of physically sculpted comedians may evoke names like Joe Rogan or, perhaps, Carrot Top, it is Will Sasso who, having eluded much of the limelight until now, ascends as the reigning monarch of calf prowess within the domain of stand-up comedy.