Arnold Schwarzenegger Says No More Shaking in Bodybuilding

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Disgraceful Shaking Must Cease Says Arnold

When I first saw the title of the video, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: No Shaking in Bodybuilding, I thought he would be addressing bodybuilders who incorporate effeminate hip hop moves into their routine. I thought he was beginning to clamp down on something akin to the ridiculous thongs competitors¬†are inflicting on their audiences these days. But, okay, bodybuilders shaking on stage due to mineral depletion, or whatever, is something that reflects negatively on the Arnold Classic bodybuilding contest. After all, it’s his contest. But what about the men and women who take male hormones, growth hormone, insulin, and synthol in order to have the appearance of enough muscle to compete? How many professions on earth do humans have to take artificial, life shortening drugs in order to do their jobs effectively? Has anyone addressed¬†the self conscious, spandex wearing, imaginary lat syndromed, synthol¬†abusing, body dismorphic, bigorexians, or the wide shouldered, vascular, square jawed he-women who attend the contest that petrifies the¬†greater Columbus Metropolitan area as innocent citizens anticipate, with great apprehension and fear, the freak show that¬†inevitably wreaks havoc¬†once a year in Ohio.

Strides are being made¬†even though¬†rampant, unhealthy illegal drug use, which any competitor could¬†go to prison¬†for is, on the back burner because now,¬† if you visibly demonstrate¬†the results of your unhealthy fasting or¬†diuretic use, which seems to be required these days to¬†have a “dry” or “grainy” look, a conditioning level which competitors in¬†Arnold’s competitive era never had to have,¬†then you’ve stepped over the line.

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